Stuff for Middle School Language Arts Teachers
Sunday May 20th 2012

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Mr. Coward’s Site for Teachers

Author : mrC Published: September 7th, 2009

This is SeventhGradeEnglish.com. It's the teacher version of my seventh grade class page. It's the result of 18+ years of junior high middle school teaching and 13+ years on the web. Feel free to take and mutate, but give credit where credit is due. BULLETIN! Now with 8th grade material! I have a period of eighth grade this year, so I am [...]

New Look!

Author : mrC Published: May 25th, 2009

Seventh Grade English is growing up. (Fat chance.) How do you like our new look? All the old links and bookmarks should still work, but I'm trying to make it easier to add new material. Enjoy.

RSS Teaching the Outsiders

  • An Unrelated Dog Story
    Time out. I just have to tell this story. Sorry, it’s about our dog. I’m sure I could find a way to connect it to teaching  and all, but really, I just have to share this one. Backstory: We got our current dog from the Humane Society about two years ago. Since he’s, you know, a dog, I can use his real name: Cosmo. He came named that way, and yes, it’s after […]
  • State Testing…and etc.
    Boy howdy, I’m really milking this one, huh? I think, after a week and a half, we’re up to number three on our list of teacher tips for state testing. (This pace reminds me of the classic Sr. Mary Elephant bit from Cheech and Chong back in the day: “Now class, Sr. Rosetta Stone has told me that your assignment for the past two months has been to write an ess […]
  • State Testing — Tips for Teachers II
    My drain is unclogged, but Survivor AND Modern Family are new tonight, so we gotta work fast. I realized, after I left Monday, that I might have been a little flippant about the  disutility of practicing for these tests. The kids do need SOME practice with these types of things, especially if they haven’t dealt with the multiple-choice (or closer to the midd […]
  • State Testing–Tips for Teachers… Interrupted
    First of all… as if. As if some last minute review, or “covering the material” one last time (or for the first time), right before testing, does anything at all. You really think they go, “Whoa, I’m sure glad we rushed through factoring before the test As if some sort of  epic  ”practice test” will do anything except get kids sick of the whole thing before i […]
  • The Titanic Finally Really Sinks! (Also: Sidekicks.)
    First year ever! No Titanic! O. M. G. The average is about 7 or 8. The record was the 1997-98 school year with, count’em, 27. There was a renaissance in 2010, with about 20. I’m talking about research papers. And finally, for the first time since I started at this school in 1993, I won’t have to plow through another “all about the Titanic” nightmare. O. M. G […]